I’m waiting outside on a rusty garden bench in front of my Florida ranch when Rhonda rolls up in her stepdaddy’s jacked-up Ford.
“Wahoo,” she screams through the open window. “Let’s go!”
I stand and tug at the miniskirt I’d long outgrown. It’s just a regular Tuesday. But to Rhonda and me it’s anything but regular. Tonight’s special. A little cheek is in order.
I climb into the beast, my heels a hindrance. “What movie we gonna see?”
Rhonda cranks up Lynyrd Skynyrd. “Who the hell cares?” She gases it and leaves a plume of exhaust down my street.
Minutes later, Rhonda and I arrive at Thrifty Dollar Theatre’s empty parking lot.
“Shit.” She hops down barefoot. Heels in hand.
Rhonda’s the pack leader. I follow suit and jump down barefoot. The asphalt buries into my tender flesh.
She’s strides ahead of me. I stumble behind her as I attempt to put on my heels as I walk.
“Two tickets to Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.” She tosses some crumbled bills to the ticket seller.
“Seriously? This is how we’re celebrating your first day as a licensed driver?”
She rolls her eyes. “The movie doesn’t matter.”
I’m not sure what she means. But I go with it.
Tickets in hand, we pass the gatekeepers.
Rhonda pushes me into the women’s restroom and hands me a tube of blood-red lipstick.
I smear it on my lips. Sans any other makeup, the lipstick looks ridiculous.
“Wipe that shit off. It’s for the walls. Write anything you want. Tonight’s our night.”
“Oh.” I use some toilet tissue to remove as much of the red stain as possible. Now a red halo encircles my mouth.
Rhonda’s already adding her graffiti to the bathroom wall. Rhonda + Craig = Love 4 Ever. Rhonda & Amy BFF’s.
I didn’t expect my first night out without a parent, I’d be vandalizing a bathroom, but what the hell. I go for it. Amy + Jason = Love 4 Ever even though I know it’s not forever. I’m just following Rhonda’s lead.
We cover the uber-white walls of the bathroom with our blood-red lipstick words. Then giggle our way into the theater.
Minutes into Pee Wee doing dumb shit, a man taps Rhonda on the arm. “We’d like to ask you a few questions.”
Rhonda whispers, “Don’t say a fucking word. I’ve got this.”
We follow who I think is a manager to an office. They split us up.
One authoritative figure asks me what Rhonda and I did. He hands me a piece of paper and says the only way he won’t call the cops is if I write down everything. I do.
Then he gives me supplies to clean the bathroom walls.
As I’m cleaning, I hear screams. They aren’t Rhonda’s. A few minutes later, she arrives. Her white blouse has stains as blood-red as the lipstick. “Stop cleaning those fucking walls. This is our night.”
I drop the cleaner. Take off my heels, carry them, and follow Rhonda to the truck.
I told you, she’s the pack leader. And you don’t fuck with the leader.
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